Well where to begin.... last week I wrote that Katies parents where coming out for the weekend and also that Katies mom has suffered a spider bite.  Well the test results came back and apparently she didnt have the infection that was suspected so..... they pumped her full of more antibiotics and told her to come back the next week! excellent! what a relief! with that I found out at 3:00 in the afternoon on thursday that they where on there way out from seattle..... (its 4.5 hours to drive) so..... the mad dash to get the lawn mowed, the grocery shopping and the house cleaning was on! looked like monkeys fu*king footballs around here for a few hours! hahahah! oh yeah I almost forgot! Iam going to be a movie star! yep its true! so I just find out that the parents are on there way out when I get a knock at the front door... Iam like who the hell is that? so of course the young dog Angus the German Shepherd has got to go into pyscho barking mode, Iam in cut off sweat pants, white t-shirt, unshaven, with a big ole copenhagen in my lip and a can of beer in my other hand, I walk to the door and I see a woman police officer (sheriff) and some dude standing next to her.... Iam racking my mind.... thinking what the hell did I do now? something from the past... no... hmmm what? so I calm Angus... and do not open the glass door... I say what can I do for ya? they reply... can we have a few minutes of your time? after a pause.... I say "yeah sure" so I open the door and step out onto the porch (for some reason Iam expecting handcuffs!) and Whoah! there is a camera crew! Iam like whats going on? The woman Sheriff informs me that a level 3 sex offender has moved in up the street! Iam like thats just flipping great! (the camera crew is now zeroning in on me) so she tells me of his crimes and that he cannot be within 500 yards of children ... blah blah blah... and would like me to call the police if I see him around kids.... Iam like "so I cant chain him up to my jeep and drag him around the block??!!" the Sheriff replys nah just call the police as she chuckles....  (all the while the camera crew is zooming and scooping!) the conversation turns to Angus the German Sheperd and the man that is with the Sheriff says "beautiful dog ya got there!, what is He about 10 months old?"  so being the proud daddy Iam, I puff out my chest take a drink of beer and reply "nah hes only 4 and a half months old" I get the ooohs and ahhs from him at this point as well as the usual hes gonna be big! I says yeah... hes quite the handfull right now... chewing like a demon and now his doggy manhood is starting to drop, so I says yeah... heck maybe Ill just hold the ole pervert down and let Angus have his way with him...hahahahaha course the Lady sheriffs frowned and all the men where snickering... about that time the camera crew informs me that they would like me to sign a release and that they are making a documentry on sex offenders living in suburban neighborhoods.... Iam like sure! so I sign and they leave.... so at this point Iam chuckling at myself for my wit... then I start thinking oh great... I looked like some redneck in my cut off shorts, t shirt, and beer and copenhagen! hahahahah They will probably twist what I said to make me look dumber than I did! hahahahah what a dork Iam....

 

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So Katies parents where in town and I have to say we had a fantastic time! we all went over to my Mom and Dads Saturday and had a BBQ, my sister and bro in law ( the infamous nate) sat around the the ole bs'ing table and had a grand time! did I mention that Katies mom and dad have 3 dogs? 3 dogs that they take everywere with them? (2 golden retrievers, and a sheeee-poo) that along with Angus the German and my moms cocapoo it was quite the circus! but fortunantly for all involved everyone got along great and they had an acre to run around on.  Its so nice when everyone just clicks and gets along and you can feel like you have known someone for years instead of hours (my sis, my bro-inlaw, my mom, and my dad have never meet Katies folks) turned out awesome! Monday came around and we decided to go the the Seattle Seahawks training camp out in Cheney Wa, didnt know what to expect but it was quite fun! Katies folks brought two footballs with them and between the 4 of them we got some awesome autographs! (see enclosed pics) heck I even meet Matt Hassleback! (quaterback) anyways Katies folks left earlier this evening... I could write a lot more of this weekend but I think I covered all the bases! WE HAD A WONDERFULL TIME~!!!!! anyways enclosed a bunch of pics! enjoy!

 

Shane

 

 

 

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Heres a joke I found funny!

 

Miranda rights

A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Tits"