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Tales from the Crypt"Ive got a cobra snake as a necktie" January 15 Update!Crazy last few weeks! for those of you who dont know me, Ive chewed copenhagen for the last 22 years or so...... couple of years ago, I developed a lump on my jaw........ well I finnaly got off my rear end and went and seen a doctor about it.....after a bunch of tests they scheduled me an appointment with a surgeon..... so on the 10th of January, The doctor cut me open.... what a weird feeling to be lead into a room, get knocked out and wake up and your all done...... I just cant describe it..... anyways Ive enclosed some pics of the ordeal. And to top everything off, My MOMMY came out and stayed with us.... we actually had a wonderfull time and it was great to see her. Of course, things could not be left well enough alone, 2nd day my Mom is here and the day after my surgery, the temps around here dropped to around 16 degrees, and my water of course frooze up, BUMMER! so after a day, Me and Katie tore the pump apart and brought the hoses in the house, applied the heaters in there proper spots and PRAYED, hahahaah after about an hour, wham bam the water came on mam! wooo hooo! anyways got to get to work, hope ya all are having a great new year so far!
Shane January 02 updategreetings, wow I have not posted in a long long time! so many great and wonderful things have happend to me! I dont even know where to start...... what I will say is this, to all the friends Ive made on msn spaces, I have not forgotten ya! I still lurk around! and I didnt mean to dissapear into the great blue yonder, I just have not had much time or inclination to post..... life called! anyways it looks like everyone is doing well! myself, life is great! I have not felt this good, and even and balanced in my whole life....... I will try and start posting again, albeit not everyday but at least one a week or every few weeks....
Shane November 08 wow! its been awhile since I updated!! my space has died!thought Id post some pics of the new house and how close it came to flooding! hope everyone is doing well! been working and working and working! October 13 updateJust getting back off a 3 week vacation! Iam posting some pics.... enjoy.... Ill write more when time allows! hope all is well with everyone!
Shane October 02 updateGreets folks! sorry I have not written in a while!, this last month has just been crazy! right now Iam on vacation with Katies family and we have travelled from Seattle Wa, through Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin and to our destination... Chicago Illinois! to date we have travelled 2400 miles with 4 adults and 3 dogs in a motorhome! WHEW! had some awesome sight seeing along the way! we went through Yellowstone National park, Mt Rushmore, Crazyhorse Memorial, Rushmore caves ect ect.... (see Photos) I will be posting more when time permits but thought Id get a few pics on line! hope everyone is doing good!
Shane September 10 Camping trip at Priest Lake Idaho!Went camping this weekend at Priest Lake Idaho this weekend! had a great time.... flipping BEAUTIFUL! and so very peacefull! Angus the dog had a wonderfull time.... heres a few pics! hope everyone is doing well!
Shane September 03 some pics from my latest excursions and mini vacationsSome pics of my lastst escapades this summer! been busy!
Shane August 30 random madnessSOMETHING TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE!
An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 million dollar bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 million dollar bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 million dollars each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again." _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
EXCELLENT READING AND INSIGHT!
This should be a model for the US policy. Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on national television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another the Islamic law, that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, independent courts, democracy, and would prefer Sharia law and have the opportunity to go to another country, which practices it, perhaps, then, that's a better option", Costello said. Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to the other country. Education Minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that Muslims who did not want to accept local values should "clear off. Basically people who don't want to be Australians, and who don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then, they can basically clear off", he said. Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. "IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It" I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians." "However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the 'politically correct' crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Australia." "However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand." "This idea of Australia being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Australians, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle."
"This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom" "We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, Learn the language!" "Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented.
It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture." "We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us." "If the Southern Cross offends you, or you don't like " A Fair Go", then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.
We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. By all means, keep your culture, but do not force it on others. "This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'."
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DOH!
A RUSSIAN AND A REDNECK WRESTLER WERE SET TO SQUARE OFF FOR THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL. BEFORE THE FINAL MATCH, THE REDNECK WRESTLER'S TRAINER CAME TO HIM AND SAID, "NOW, DON'T FORGET ALL THE RESEARCH WE'VE DONE ON THIS RUSSIAN. HE'S NEVER LOST A MATCH BECAUSE OF THIS 'PRETZEL' HOLD HE HAS. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LET HIM GET YOU IN THAT HOLD! IF HE DOES, YOU'RE FINISHED"; THE REDNECK NODDED IN ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
AS THE MATCH STARTED, THE REDNECK AND THE RUSSIAN CIRCLED EACH OTHER SEVERAL TIMES, LOOKING FOR AN OPENING.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE RUSSIAN LUNGED FORWARD, GRABBING THE REDNECK AND WRAPPING HIM UP IN THE DREADED PRETZEL HOLD. A SIGH OF DISAPPOINTMENT AROSE FROM THE CROWD AND THE TRAINER BURIED HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS, FOR HE KNEW ALL WAS LOST. HE COULDN'T WATCH THE INEVITABLE HAPPEN.
SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A SCREAM, THEN A CHEER FROM THE CROWD ANDTHE TRAINER RAISED HIS EYES JUST IN TIME TO WATCH THE RUSSIAN GO FLYING UP IN THE AIR. HIS BACK HIT THE MAT WITH A THUD AND THE REDNECK COLLAPSED ON TOP OF HIM MAKING THE PIN AND WINNING THE MATCH.
THE TRAINER WAS ASTOUNDED. WHEN HE FINALLY GOT HIS WRESTLER ALONE, HE ASKED, "HOW DID YOU EVER GET OUT OF THAT HOLD? NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE!"
THE WRESTLER ANSWERED "WELL, I WAS READY TO GIVE UP WHEN HE GOT ME IN THAT HOLD BUT AT THE LAST MOMENT, I OPENED MY EYES AND SAW THIS PAIR OF TESTICLES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. I HAD NOTHING TO LOSE SO WITH MY LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH I STRETCHED OUT MY NECK AND BIT THOSE BABIES JUST AS HARD AS I COULD."
SO THE TRAINER EXCLAIMED, "THAT'S WHAT FINISHED HIM OFF?"
"NOT REALLY. YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW STRONG YOU GET WHEN YOU BITE YOUR OWN NUTS.
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST......
Life in a Mental Hospital
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2.
The nurse asks him," Kevin! What are you doing?" Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Kevin's room just as he Stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Kevin, how you doing?"
Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into Chicago and I need some rest."
"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."
The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing?" To which Ed replies,
"Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in Chicago".
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So, I let the dog out to use the bathroom this morning.... and turn around to go get a cup of coffee..... I walk back outside about 5 min latter.... and lo and behold! my dog has dug a hole to china! (see enclosed pics) I go to give him a verbal scolding and he flashs me with a smile.... sheesh Iam a sucker!
Hope everyone is doing well! still busy, still working, and living life.... I lurk dont post much lately.... but winter is coming... and Iam sure that my blogging will pick up! say Hi if you stop by! I still check my site and others all the time!
Take care! Shane
P.S
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by encouraging class hatred. You cannot help the poor by discouraging the rich. You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn. You cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves. -Abraham Lincoln ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ August 24 just a quick noteBeen super busy lately, and have not had a lot of time to post! Ive been busier than one legged man in a ass kicking contest! anyways Ill post some awesome pics and storys latter on in the week! for now though.... youll have to enjoy this...... (click on the picture to enlarge!)
Shane August 08 updateHmmm, havent been around much lately.... sorry to all my friends! been busy working and trying to keep a roof over my head! hmmm not to much has been going on besides work... oh yeah! got a new truck! (not brand new but close enough!) my dog is growing by leaps and bounds! hes teething like a mofo! his canines are coming in and he looks like an alien right now! hahahaha anyways Ill write more soon, got some stuff you might find funny!
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THE ULTIMATE BLONDE JOKE
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how ! to get it started." do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box ________________________________________________________________________________________ The differances between woman and men 1. NAMES 2. EATING OUT 3. MONEY 4. BATHROOMS 5. ARGUMENTS 6. CATS 7. FUTURE 8. SUCCESS 9. MARRIAGE 10. DRESSING UP 11. NATURAL 12. OFFSPRING 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY __________________________________________________________________________ This is my new company mascot logo thingy ma jiggy what do ya think?
August 01 Iam back with juicy juicy stuff!!!Well where to begin.... last week I wrote that Katies parents where coming out for the weekend and also that Katies mom has suffered a spider bite. Well the test results came back and apparently she didnt have the infection that was suspected so..... they pumped her full of more antibiotics and told her to come back the next week! excellent! what a relief! with that I found out at 3:00 in the afternoon on thursday that they where on there way out from seattle..... (its 4.5 hours to drive) so..... the mad dash to get the lawn mowed, the grocery shopping and the house cleaning was on! looked like monkeys fu*king footballs around here for a few hours! hahahah! oh yeah I almost forgot! Iam going to be a movie star! yep its true! so I just find out that the parents are on there way out when I get a knock at the front door... Iam like who the hell is that? so of course the young dog Angus the German Shepherd has got to go into pyscho barking mode, Iam in cut off sweat pants, white t-shirt, unshaven, with a big ole copenhagen in my lip and a can of beer in my other hand, I walk to the door and I see a woman police officer (sheriff) and some dude standing next to her.... Iam racking my mind.... thinking what the hell did I do now? something from the past... no... hmmm what? so I calm Angus... and do not open the glass door... I say what can I do for ya? they reply... can we have a few minutes of your time? after a pause.... I say "yeah sure" so I open the door and step out onto the porch (for some reason Iam expecting handcuffs!) and Whoah! there is a camera crew! Iam like whats going on? The woman Sheriff informs me that a level 3 sex offender has moved in up the street! Iam like thats just flipping great! (the camera crew is now zeroning in on me) so she tells me of his crimes and that he cannot be within 500 yards of children ... blah blah blah... and would like me to call the police if I see him around kids.... Iam like "so I cant chain him up to my jeep and drag him around the block??!!" the Sheriff replys nah just call the police as she chuckles.... (all the while the camera crew is zooming and scooping!) the conversation turns to Angus the German Sheperd and the man that is with the Sheriff says "beautiful dog ya got there!, what is He about 10 months old?" so being the proud daddy Iam, I puff out my chest take a drink of beer and reply "nah hes only 4 and a half months old" I get the ooohs and ahhs from him at this point as well as the usual hes gonna be big! I says yeah... hes quite the handfull right now... chewing like a demon and now his doggy manhood is starting to drop, so I says yeah... heck maybe Ill just hold the ole pervert down and let Angus have his way with him...hahahahaha course the Lady sheriffs frowned and all the men where snickering... about that time the camera crew informs me that they would like me to sign a release and that they are making a documentry on sex offenders living in suburban neighborhoods.... Iam like sure! so I sign and they leave.... so at this point Iam chuckling at myself for my wit... then I start thinking oh great... I looked like some redneck in my cut off shorts, t shirt, and beer and copenhagen! hahahahah They will probably twist what I said to make me look dumber than I did! hahahahah what a dork Iam....
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So Katies parents where in town and I have to say we had a fantastic time! we all went over to my Mom and Dads Saturday and had a BBQ, my sister and bro in law ( the infamous nate) sat around the the ole bs'ing table and had a grand time! did I mention that Katies mom and dad have 3 dogs? 3 dogs that they take everywere with them? (2 golden retrievers, and a sheeee-poo) that along with Angus the German and my moms cocapoo it was quite the circus! but fortunantly for all involved everyone got along great and they had an acre to run around on. Its so nice when everyone just clicks and gets along and you can feel like you have known someone for years instead of hours (my sis, my bro-inlaw, my mom, and my dad have never meet Katies folks) turned out awesome! Monday came around and we decided to go the the Seattle Seahawks training camp out in Cheney Wa, didnt know what to expect but it was quite fun! Katies folks brought two footballs with them and between the 4 of them we got some awesome autographs! (see enclosed pics) heck I even meet Matt Hassleback! (quaterback) anyways Katies folks left earlier this evening... I could write a lot more of this weekend but I think I covered all the bases! WE HAD A WONDERFULL TIME~!!!!! anyways enclosed a bunch of pics! enjoy!
Shane
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Heres a joke I found funny!
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Heres the Photos! enjoy! July 27 Updates and PicsNot a whole lot going on this week! Did a few windshields and to take up some slack Ive been working with a brick Layer (see enclosed pic). Katies parents got around to sending us some pics from our mini vacation over on the coast there pretty nice! Pics of the ocean, our sleeping arraignments, Katies brother and his beau Sarah and of course a campfire! (see enclosed!) speaking of Katies parents, they are supposed to come out this weekend but it may not happen... a couple of months ago Katies mom fell and hurt her ankle.... so 3 weeks latter she goes to the doc and is told that she ripped her achiles tendon!!! OUCH so they do some surgery on her and throw her in a cast! (yuck!) things seem to be going well when she starts itching and hurting! seems a spider bit her 5x times!!! underneath the cast! HOLY JESUS! so they now have to cut out the bad areas of flesh!!! unbelievable! and now currently she hasnt been feeling well! seems the antibiotics they put her on are not working and shes like one step from losing her leg or DYING! she went to the hospital yesterday and they immediatly took her to emergency and did an MRI, if the infection has spread there going to have to pump antibiotics directly to her heart!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!!! I hope this is not the case... and I will update latter! anyways, what was going to be a fun weekend might not happen
 and it could turn out badly!!! sheesh, I was making jokes that If she loses her leg I wanted it, and was going to mount it in a glass box in my living room! now dont I feel like an asshole!!! well hopefull all will turn out and they can come out and we can put this worry behind us. July 24 Camping weekend!Well, where to begin...hmmm well lets start with the end of last week..... got a call to do 6 jobs at a account of mine and I was like YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSs!!!! very excited to do them! for one, it was a slow week and after last weekends hangover I wasnt to motivated to get out and beat the bushs.... anyways all seems great right? well let me tell ya! changing windshields out on a 105 degree day sucks!!!! I think I lost 10lbs in water! no kidding! anyways after 3 or 4 agonizing hours I got em done plus a few more to boot! excellent! Saturday Me and Katie got invited to go camping with .... you guessed it! Amy and Nate! (my sis and bro-inlaw) was a fantastic weekend! got to the lake around 10am and man it was beautiful! the lake we went to is located in northern Idaho, nestled up in the panhandle, very very scenic! Amy and Nate had there son Sammy along with Nates sisters daughter Sarah and there two dogs, olive and slick. We of course brought Angus (the german shepherd) along and this combination brought some smiles to all of our faces. As you may have surmised this weekend was not a drunk weekend! heheheheh I don think anyone wanted a repeat of last weekend! hahahah anyways, got the camp set up an got settled in spent the day in 104 degrees lazly floating around the camp area it was wonderful! My dog actually did some serous swimming! and it was awesome to see! heck he even jumped off the dock a few times! the girls where set up quite nicely with there floatys and myself and nate where left with the kneeboards to float on.... the reason I bring this up is my dog decided that the kneeboard would be a great place to take a breather while he was out swimming! wish I would have had a camera out! it would have made quite the picture! Ive discovered that Iam not 21 anymore! no really! its true! I jumped on the ole kneeboad and after about 2 min of getting the hell beat out of me, decided that maybe knee boarding on a choppy lake was not the best idea (especially since my rib fracture is about 3-4 weeks in healing) so I decided to sit it out (with the unspoken... if the lake calms down tonight Iam going ripping!) anyways Nate was next on the board and did a nice job of staying on! then it was Katies turn, except she decided to go on the ole Inner tube! hahahah what a blast just watching her! grins ear to ear! of course after Katie, Sarah and Sammy had there go at it as well and that was definently enjoyable to watch! come evening time, the water is now still.... and almost glass, and I cannot help myself, I say Nate, lets do it buddy! so off again we go! got a reall good ride with some serious air and some nice rooster tails! but alas! yoa know when your eating beef jerky and you tear that jerky and the sound it makes not to mention the "feeling" well on a serious cut from the right to the left side... that is what I felt in my rib cage! uhg oh! ouch! so that ended my knee boarding all togather! Well we do the usual bbq'ing and had some excellent rib eyes and then settled into the evening of relaxation and b.s'ing. Upon going to bed discovered that the tent was on a slight incline so the air mattress when ya laid in it was going downhill..... plus I didnt fill up the mattress very well so I was almost touching the ground while we where laying in it..... BUMMER..... needless to say after a restless nights sleep, and waking up at 5:30 in the am to a 95 degree tent and discovering that I could not hardly move I was conviced that I was not 21 anymore! hahaha Spent the day Sunday till 2:30 cleaning, swimming and relaxing... and went on a few boat rides.... all in all a nice weekend. Ya want to hear Karma? so me and Katie are telling Amy and Nate how nice it is at our house with the central air conditioing and they where telling us how hot it was at night at there place out in the county.... well its 108 on sunday Me and Katie get home and we are looking forward to coming into the house (iceburg normally) and can ya believe it the bragging fairys decided to make our air not work! what the hell????!!!! so I spent the next hour troubleshooting and got the damn thing going again.... just goes to show ya... dont brag to much or you might have nothing to brag about! hahahah anyways that about sums up a nice relaxing weekend, of course today (Monday) Iam in very serioius pain not only in my rib cage area but all my muscles as well
 but Iam alive! hahaha I have enclosed some pics of our escapde! enjoy! (oh yeah my spelling sucks! or should I say I didnt proof read this so..... Iam really not an idiot) July 20 UpdateWell the last week or so has been a bit odd. Lets see where to start..... It started off last thursday with me having a cold.... congested head, lungs ect.... felt like a big baby! oh yeah lets throw in the body aches to boot.... So Iam on the phone with my mother and shes like ohhh honey! I got just the thing for ya.... yeah right I try to tell her to stay away from me.... but all I get is a cackle and she hangs up the phone.... minutes latter, shes walking in my house with a big ole grin on her face and a hint of crazyness in her eyes "here" she says "take some of this alkaseltzer" "you know it works!" Iam like yeah I know it works but... your not fixing it for me... she laughs.... see she likes to put a half or a whole glass of water when she makes the concoction... and then sits back and enjoys herself as you choke down the medicine, now myself Ill use about a half of an inch of water..... anyways.... I tell her DONT USE SOME MUCH WATER!!!! and she is like oh be quiet, and I didnt use much water.... so now Iam scowling holding a glass of about 3.5 inchs of water and shes got that shitty smile on her face.... (I have enclosed pics of this ordeal). I choke it down and my mom has a look of sheer joy on her face.... sheesh what the hell kind of mom do I have.... SADIST!!!! Anyways moving on... Saturday we had a BBQ at my mom and dads.... watched my brother roof a house right next door..... hehehehe it was great to watch! wasnt going to offer any damn help either.... tried working with him before and it all turns out to his advantage when it comes to getting paid... so instead of being mad at him, I choose just not to put myself in that situation.... anyways I did up some of my WORLD FAMOUS ribs (beef on the bone baby!) smothered in my special bbq sauce, bbq'd corn on the cob, and bbq'd potatoes, salad ect.... oh yeah I forgot to mention that my brother brought over his daughters... the older one refused to use her hands to pick up her food!!! the whole table is like this is finger food girl! but no matter the prodding she just dug herself in.... it was quite comical watching her trying to cut the meat from the bone and trying to cut the corn off the cob, and the end result was a big scowl on her face....wish I would have taken a pic of that.... I would have showed her it when she was about 35 years old... heheheh (14 with a attitude!) anyways Angus the dog had a blast that day! got to run around with my moms dog and play run up and down the fence with the neighbors dogs....he discovered moms bird bath was an excellent source of water and decided to entertain us with his antics! it was funny he would get both paws up in there and start splashing and drinking... very funny.... (see enclosed pic).
Moving on to Sunday I awake at 8:00 and shortly after that get a call from my sister, shes like hey bro I dont feel like going to the SLAYER concert tonight with Nate (my bro in law)(see enclosed pic!) do you want to go! Iam like hell yeah!!!
so we spent the day washing cars and cleaning up the yard and about 2:30 my sister and my bro in law show up. We proceed to mix up some drinks (watermelon vodkas 100 proof) and grill up some kabobs around 5:30 we go down to the arena and head to the beer gardens... now keep in mind I dont drink a whole lot anymore and by this time Iam feeling a bit squirrly, there are 5 bands playing total and we arrive for the 2nd one (mastedon) its a hard hitting speed death metal band and I got to say they kicked ass!! we had awesome seats! dead center and up on the 2nd level right on the rail excellent view, excellent seats... well Mastedon wraps it up and we head to the beer gardens again after spending another 40 bux on 5 dollar beers (and missing the 3rd band) Nate informs me that hes got to use the bathroom, Iam like hold on man, I just ordered us another beer! (you cant leave the beer gardens with alcohol) hes says "Ill be right back" I said dont get lost man! anyways an hour latter... still no Nate! and Iam saying to myself, Self what the hell seats where we in???? (Nate had the tickets) so I finish off the beers and start looking for Nate while Iam working my way to where I thought our seats where, I get there and Iam in the wrong section!! but I do notice where we where sitting so I head that way. I get to the seats and NO NATE! the two dudes that where sitting next to us where yellilng "where the hell ya been!" I said BEER GARDEN!! HAVE YA SEEN NATE???? there like no he hasnt been back! and Iam thinking to myself oh great...... at this time LAMB OF GOD is playing and Ive got to say they kicked ass as well.... the show gets done and Slayer is up next... and now Iam at a junction, do I watch the show or go find Nate? so I do the right thing and set upon my task of finding Nate.... I walk around that stupid arena twice... finnaly I call Katie and let her know that Ive lost Nate, Iam worried about him and tell her to have Amy call him on his cell! thank god he answered! but he dont know where hes at except that hes outside somewhere. So I head to the door and the doorman tells me if I go out I cant come back in! great Iam thinking, so I tell him, eh gotta find my bro! and with that I walk out the door (I MISSED THE DAMN SLAYER SHOW!!!! FLARK!!!!) So now Iam walking around the arena parking lot and I start scouring it with cell phone in hand, Iam worried at this point because Nate dosent know where hes at. next thing ya know Amy has a securtiy guard on his phone saying hes by the old smoking area, so off clear around the damn arena I go again... I meet the security guard about half way at this point and he brings me on in! as I round the corner I see a jumble of people and wolah! theres nate on the ground with his back against the fence with a pile of puke next to him, 2 paramedics, a cop and 5 or 6 security guards around him and hes got a bile ole smile on his face! hahahah and he utters the words "Hey bro!" I just start laughing..... So I grab him and start walking twoards the front door where we are informed that we cant get back in.... BUMMER! by this time Katie and Amy are on there way and allready in the area, we start walking accorss the parking lot and they come driving up behind us... hehehe what a site we must have been! hahahahah anyways its ll turned out ok, I know now that there will definently be no drinking before the concert with Nate! hahahahah |
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